bonsairenegade replied to your post: HOLY FUCK TAG SENGOKURA BASKAJA  …

I MISREAD THE TAG AND THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA RIP YOUR BALLS OFF LMAO

i would never do that even if i had those

i’m having intense gay feelings for my friends/??? i love my friends what the hell????

actualluigi:

ok but can we just appreciate how detailed mario’s shoe is

actualluigi:

ok but can we just appreciate how detailed mario’s shoe is

toenail-fister:

DISLIKING ZOE QUINN ISN’T MISOGYNY.
SHE’S AN AWFUL PERSON

DO NO SUPPORT WHAT SHE DID, DO NOT SUPPORT HER.

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

BRUH
[WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY DO I KEEP SAYING IT?? MY MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM TODAY AND I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID “BRUH” (via isnowfairy)]
Weeaboo Dating Tips #6

toptierwaifu:

For your first date take her to see the sappiest romance movie in the cinema. Near the end secretly take out your phone and read the bit of the Full Metal Alchemist manga where Mustang cries at Hughes’s funeral. When she looks over and sees the tears streaming down your face she will be amazed at how compassionate and sensitive you are.

links-scarf:

satans-nipples:

i put headphones in 20 minutes ago and forgot to play music: a novel by me

It’s been an hour, I’m still not playing any music but I’m wearing headphones anyway: the sequel